And also, Jesus was a Shaman. Self-rez FTW.

[G] [47:Thlayli]: i’m in florida.. i haven’t seen snow in like.. 400 years
[G] [80:Drakomar]: damn yer old
[G] [47:Thlayli]: yeah i’m immortal and junk, didn’t you know?
[G] [47:Thlayli]: i gave moses directions.
[G] [80:Etyrnitÿ]: rofl
[G] [80:Etyrnitÿ]: omg i’m cryin a little
[G] [47:Thlayli]: i told him turn left BEFORE the red sea, but..
[G] [80:Dumpledorked]: Didn’t he have a skill book for that?
[G] [80:Dumpledorked]: [Book of Split Sea: Rank 1]
[G] [47:Thlayli]: it was only a .05% drop rate and a stupid hunter rolled need.
[G] [80:Dumpledorked]: Damn them
[G] [47:Thlayli]: he wound up with [Lamp Oil] which had 8 charges.

Also a synonym for “tank blames the DPS”.

[2] [Ketsumachi]: You see, there’s this thing called “Aggro.”  It’s a very complicated, very technical roleplaying expression. Loosely translated, it means “The Priest dies.”

Oh, right. My mistake..

[2] [Attix]: trade stop being boring
[2] [Attix]: cmon guys ive been drinkin since 3 and i want to have some fun
[2] [Dirtyrogue]: go lay down with your fleshlight
[2] [Attix]: and dirty i would but your sister is at work right now
[2] [Dirtyrogue]: you know that fat ho dont work

If I Can’t Have You..

[10:26:43] Liam waves at Squirrel.
[10:26:45] Liam dances with Squirrel.
[10:26:48] Liam blows Squirrel a kiss.
[10:26:55] Liam raises his fist in anger at Squirrel.
[..squirrel is one shotted by liam..]
[[10:27:12] Liam cries.
[10:27:17] In quiet contemplation, Liam mourns the death of Squirrel.

Missing Reagent: Girlfriend

[2] [Grimmrunes]: using a WoW phrase describe your sex life i.e. “…out of mana..” “…your target is too far away…”
[2] [Sabrac]: Mine is “Spell is not ready yet”
[2] [Ziukeal]: “Can’t attack that target”
[2] [Semokitus]: “target must be in front of you”
[2] [Laera]: “You can’t do that while dead”

Redundant Death Knight is Redundant

WTB getting my account hacked..

[2] [Woozy]: Herro, Ravencrest. Rook at me sweetie! Brizzard speak me sayou you number 1 best new mount!! Use the code”imaretardedgoldspammer” and get your free number 1 gold, my dear friend!!
[2] [Eleanordespp]: top 1 wow site offers u best deal for new patch 3.3! <[Wow Gold Sales Site Address]> with diamond discount code:STOCK 1000g=4.5$ 10K=43$,fastest cheapest safest gold on <[Wow Gold Sales Site Address]> come on sweetie
[2] [Woozy]: exactry.

Well, that’s just because they can’t find them.

[2] [Jawa]: anyone seen my pants?
[2] [Shione]: thats trick i saw the movie jawa’s dont wear pants

So, the Prozac’s working, then?

[2] [Touche]: Got my coffee. Got my chocolate. Got my computer, AND I took my prozac. It’s gonna be a GREAT day.

Number one reason to use /who..

[2] [Flappjack]: Worst shaman ever was Beastforlife…… i hated that kid…. with a passion..
[2] [Flappjack]: please don’t tell me hes still here…
[2] [Nomal]: was? hes still playing
[2] [Beastforlife]: i r right here
[2] [Flappjack]: …..
[2] [Teegan]: awkward.